POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS CAROLS

Jolly Mature Morally-Gifted Nicholas

POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS CAROLS:

Frosty the Snow person

I'm Dreaming of a Multicultural Christmas

O Come Let us Adore Him or Her

Jolly Mature Morally-Gifted Nicholas

Rudolph the Recovering-Alcoholic Reindeer-American

Vertically Challenged Drummer Child of Undetermined Gender

Oh Holiday Tree

Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter

Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by a Non-Human Perpetrator

I'll be Home for a Short Period of Time in December

Rudolph the Differently-abled Reindeer

Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Maintained Continuously Monitored Nontoxic Eco-friendly Outdoor Fire for which I do Have a Permit

Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople

Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If Office Policy Permits)

Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings

I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection

We Wish You a Merry Non-Religious-Specific Day-Off in Winter

Oh Come all Ye of Extreme Loyalty to Non-Material Evidence

Oh Devout Night

O Little Town of Palestinian Joint Rule

We Three Misogynist Autocrats of Eastern Asia Are