Hillbilly Tea (AKA Redneck Tea)

We had such fun today at Picacho Peak RV Resort (PPRVR). This all started at a card class.  I commented that I would like to have an Easter Tea Party! One of the ladies said "Well, damn, we can't drink beer at a Tea Party". I commented "Well, of course we can, if it is a Redneck Tea" and it all went downhill from there.

Item by item:
Lets do white table cloths, classy, but plastic, now we are trashy. and it continues...
Centerpieces, classy. Empty beer cans, trashy.
Lovely decorated tea cups, classy. Paper cups, trashy.
Tiered cake plates, classy. Upside down red solo cups with paper plates glued to the base, trashy.
Scones, Classy. Refrigerator biscuits, trashy.
Jam, lemon curd and clotted cream for scones, classy. Plastic squeeze bottle of jam, trashy.
Cucumber sandwiches, classy. Buttered white bread with bread & butter pickles, trashy.
Chicken salad sandwiches, classy. Pimento Cheese on white bread, trashy.
Shortbread Cookies, classy. Sugar Cookies with maple frosting sprinkled with bacon bits, trashy.
Delicate sugar cookies, classy. Bunny Butt Cookies, trashy. (recipe here)
Tea, Classy. Gallon jugs of sweet tea on each table, trashy
Champagne Mimosas, classy, Jug of OJ cut with champagne, trashy.
White Wine, Classy. Box wine, in the box, trashy.
Beer, non existent for classy. 1/2 case of beer, cardboard case already open, trashy.
Champagne flutes, classy. Red Solo Cups, Trashy
Silverware with cloth napkins, classy. Plasticware w/scrap material napkins tied w/polyester, trashy
Pitchers of water on table, classy. Plastic water bottles with sticker "PPRVR Moonshine", trashy.
Lovely Easter Bonnets, classy. White paper plate bonnets, trashy.
Having a ton of fun, CLASSY AND TRASHY!